Beaver Island Michigan

I am offering a $100 reward for information to Deputy Nicole that locates the thief criminal coward pol thoin who stole my law enforcement support flag that was at my driveway. The flag is a black and white american flag with a blue stripe.

We just found your flag in shallow water on Font Lake. When we come back in we will drop it off to you. No reward necessary.

I bet it was those raccoons
They look pretty shady with their black masks and little claw feet…
Too bad the police don’t perform Species Profiling
they could have rounded them up before they create any public harm…