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GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife recently died...)
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and
mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write
something so very eloquent ...and so very
appropriate post 9-11.
A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more
conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet
more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
delete.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a
warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the
only treasure you can give with your heart and it
doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish
the moment for someday that person will not be there
again. Give time to love, give time to speak, and
give time to share the precious thoughts in your
mind.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes
age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you
pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull
you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the
devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you
gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move
on. The only person who is with us our entire life,
is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether
it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants,
hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve
it. If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the
mall, to the next county, to a foreign
country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them,
at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
who cares?
-George Carlin
Hannah

George Carlin

Post by Hannah »

Yes a very touching speech from George Carlin and wouldn't it be a wonderful world if we all lived that way. I was telling Richie last night that when we would say I love you to dad his response would be "I'll take your word for it"!!! He could never get those I love you too words out but that is how we knew it by his response. :D So yes tell the people you love thatyou love them everyday as it can all be gone in a day. So hey people 'I LOVE YOU ALL' :wink:
Shortstuff

George Carlin

Post by Shortstuff »

I agree with Mary! Wow two Gillespies in aggreement, one for the record I guess???!!! Dad had one other reply to get him out of the "hot seat" of saying I love you back ... it was "If you say so!" now thats got all kinda possibilities ehhh???!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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quote attributed to George Carlin

Post by Kris S. »

I liked the captioned and went to Mr. Carlin's website to try to find out more about it. According to Mr. Carlin, he didn't write the "paradoxes" and doesn't think very highly of them. (If you, too, choose to go to George's website, you will see that the previous is a bit of an understatement.) Interesting thoughts from SOMEONE, but apparently not George Carlin.
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You Never Know

Post by Gillespie »

Kris,

The comments were sent to us by someone who obviously believed they were quotes of the man himself. Sorry if we were all fooled, please post the website address. Rich
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Re: You never know

Post by Kris S. »

Sure. It's www.georgecarlin.com. See section called "news flash."
"The trouble with the rat race is, even if you win, you're still a rat." --Lily Tomlin
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