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Toasts for St. Patrick's Day
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:50 am
by BI Pirate
Always remember to forget
The things that make you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that make you glad
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:18 pm
by BI Pirate
Here's to you and yours
and to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
as much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
for you and yours!
(A toast best given before imbibing)
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:31 pm
by BMcCaw
May those who love us, love us,
and those who don't, may God turn their hearts,
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:24 am
by BI Pirate
May the saddest day
of your future be,
No worse than
the happiest day of your past.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:17 am
by BI Pirate
(A toast heard in pubs on Saturday night as the good intensions of attending Sunday morning mass wane with each passing round)
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:37 am
by meadefamily
Not a toast but a beautiful Irish song.
https://youtu.be/CB0cvN5wd1M
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:53 am
by BI Pirate
May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
angles protect you, (per Kathe's link)
And heaven accept you.
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:28 am
by BI Pirate
May your troubles be less
And blessings be more
And nothing but happiness
Come through your door.
(a toast I'll give at our Bloody Mary brunch at noon)
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:42 pm
by BI Pirate
(BMB, Bloody Mary Brunch, turned into a Irish toast marathon. Learned lots of new ones, some I can repeat and that some mates couldn't discern a toast from a limerick.)
My friends are the best friends
loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
(It went downhill from there.)
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:19 am
by BI Pirate
May the roof above us never fall in,
And may we friends gathered below
never fall out.
quotes
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:52 pm
by stardust
All men are Bee's All women are flowers thank god for flowers
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:29 pm
by BI Pirate
Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:53 pm
by islandliving
May the winds of fortune sail you
May you sail a gentle sea
May it always be the other guy
Who says â??this drink is on meâ?
John McCafferty
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:56 pm
by BMcCaw
When God made man, he made;
The Italian for music and art.
The French for fine food.
The German for intelligence.
The Swedes for their beauty.
The Jews for religion.
And on and on... Until he looked at what he had created and said,
"This is all very fine but no one is having any fun... I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman"
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:10 pm
by islandliving
May your neighbors respect you
Trouble neglect you
Angels protect you
And heaven accept you
John McCafferty