Open Discussion - for our Readers, Islanders, and Web Site Visitors alike. Discussion regarding any and all aspects of Beaver Island are welcome here. Also a place for general Beaver Island conversation and discussion.
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
Steven Wright
CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded.
Jay Leno
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
Steven Wright
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.