Toasts for St. Patrick's Day
Moderator: Gillespie
Toasts for St. Patrick's Day
Always remember to forget
The things that make you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that make you glad
The things that make you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that make you glad
Skull&CrossBones
(A toast heard in pubs on Saturday night as the good intensions of attending Sunday morning mass wane with each passing round)
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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Skull&CrossBones
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(BMB, Bloody Mary Brunch, turned into a Irish toast marathon. Learned lots of new ones, some I can repeat and that some mates couldn't discern a toast from a limerick.)
My friends are the best friends
loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
(It went downhill from there.)
My friends are the best friends
loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
(It went downhill from there.)
Skull&CrossBones
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When God made man, he made;
The Italian for music and art.
The French for fine food.
The German for intelligence.
The Swedes for their beauty.
The Jews for religion.
And on and on... Until he looked at what he had created and said,
"This is all very fine but no one is having any fun... I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman"
The Italian for music and art.
The French for fine food.
The German for intelligence.
The Swedes for their beauty.
The Jews for religion.
And on and on... Until he looked at what he had created and said,
"This is all very fine but no one is having any fun... I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman"
Brendan McCaw
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